Sunday, December 10, 2006

I want my "back" back

I'm one of those people who will always be indebted to Jennifer Lopez because when she hit it big, it was no longer hard for me to find pants that fit my big bottom.

My favorite song to karaoke (and pretty much in general)? "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixx A Lot.

What does this say about me? I have an ample ass. Or at least I did. The other day I looked in the mirror to make sure my shirt was pulled down in the back. That was when I realized that my normally big bottom was flat!!

It's like it's moved from my back to my stomach. My friends and I had a nickname for this phenomenon in middle school, but I don't remember what it was. It's obvious those mean jokes are coming back to bite what's left of my butt now.

Will it come back? I hope so. I fussed about my butt in high school, but grew to love it in college. I liked being a "big booty girl."

Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, but I don't think he can bring my butt back. Hopefully it will bounce back to its normal shape after Little Elvis is born. He doesn't need a mom who has to wear those "mom" jeans.

Any of you experience this? Will I get it back?


Blogger kburham said...

Well I can tell you from personal experience when I was pregnant with my son I had the same thing happen and I am sad to report I never got my "back" back. I hope things are different for you, but I had no such luck!

7:36 AM  
Blogger Pregnantly Plump said...

I guess I'll have to get one of those Buns of Steel tapes or something and start working on it after he's born. Thanks for the warning!

9:26 PM  

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