I can't remember what I was going to call this...

I must have a beach ball stuffed my shirt, at least that's what I look like. My stomach is now a huge, round protrusion. I honestly can't imagine how I can get any bigger, but I still have 5 weeks and 5 days left (40 days!)

I'm also definitely waddling. Bob says I'm not, but I know I am. I feel myself swaying back and forth as I walk.

The good news is, I really don't hurt too much. I know that a lot of women are in pain right now. My back hurts if I sit funny, but other than that and the occasional tummy pain, I'm not feeling too bad. Little Elvis has only found my ribs once. I hope he doesn't remember where they are.

My big hope right now is that I'm not being too much of a pain to other people. Bob won't tell me if I am, and my co-workers haven't made any comments about me or my actions -- except for the talk about my constant ice crunching. (I'm eating spinach and red meat, I swear!)

Probably the biggest thing I've noticed about myself -- other than the huge belly and waddling -- is my memory loss. Things I know I should remember just float right out of my mind. I've actually stopped talking mid-sentence because I can't remember what I was talking about or what I was going to say. Maybe this is cute? I'll pretend to myself that it is.

What are your biggest pregnancy issues right now?