I have freakish toenails

Yesterday I wrote about how my toenails keep cutting holes in my socks. I assumed they had grown really fast since my last cutting, but they haven't. They could be trimmed, but they aren't really to that stage yet. This is good news for poor Bob. He has enough issues when they are a decent length.

Since they've cut through several pairs of socks at this point, Bob decided to inspect them. His diagnosis? I have freakish toenails. Apparently they poke up and normal people's toenails do not.

I have no idea how I've lived to this point in my life without realizing my toenails were odd. My socks used to wear out in the heels -- never in the toes.(But my stockings always have.)

Is this a symptom of pregnancy? I doubt it. It probably has a lot more to do with the boots I've been wearing every day. But these boots are flat, fake fur-lined and they have traction on the bottom. They are the best option right now.

So, we've decided that tonight Bob will attempt to file down my freakish toenails in an effort to prevent the destruction of any more socks. I will let you know how this goes.